the assassination of Julius Caesar
i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N
Such polite barks
he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS
This is very important.
Saw this on Reddit. I love it so much. <3
'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke
this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail
IM LOSING MY SHIT
I SHIP IT
Super Mario Galaxy 2 ~ Puzzle Plank Galaxy
- I hope I dont sound as irritated as I am.
"hey so you are probably asleep now
but like real quick I noticed we aren’t really talking as much as we...
- wicked-contender asked:So are you dating someone now? Your recent happiness plus the fact that you apparently pledged to someone that you'd start eating breakfast makes me think you have a special lady in your life
Plans getting cancelled minute is hecka rad. I bought a shit ton of salmon.
WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THIS SALMON NOW?!
I’ll eat it.